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Saturday, April 28, 2012

Normal formal jokes part - 4


  1 .
In a bar:
1 Guy says to another - "I kissed your mom last night"
Whole bar was waiting for the other Guy's response !!
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He laughs and says
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Lets go home dad,
U are drunk now :)
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2.
Mai kabhi batlata nahi,
Bar' me daily jata hu mein Maa
yu to me dikhlata nhi,
'Daru' pee ke roz aata hu me maa
Tujhe sab hai pataaaa, hai na maa
Meri maa..
'Theke' par yu na chhodo mujhe,
Ghar lout ke bhi aa na paau maa
'Scotch' me itna peeta nahi,
'Beer' me seham jata hu me maa.
Chehre pe aane deta nahi,
Lekin kbhi bhi ludak jata hu me maa..
Tujhe sab hai pataaaa, hai na maa?
From the movie : "Bewde zameen Par" :P :D
3. Aurangjeb: Senapati batao ki ham shivaji ko kyun nahi dhundh pa rahe hai.....???
Senapati: kyunki Sehenshahhh hum Mugal hai Google nahi..... :D

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