1. @ dis moment 10 million people r having sex.5 mlln pple r drinking coffee.100 mlln pple r sleeping N 1 stupid is reading my text!
2. Fashion is simplicity 4 us.
Class is meeting hall 4 us.
Teachers are inspectors 4 us.
Girls r dolls.
Guys r prince.
Cafe means life 2 us.
Study is our part time hobby.
Campus roads r catwalk tracks.
We know how to laugh after short attendance & poor grades.
We are "STUDENTS"
Keep Rocking....
3. *Wat is LOVE?*
"Its Wen u knoW dat she wont msg u
&
evryTime d ligHt blinKs in ur mobiL,
u see wid a feeLnG dat it might b her msg.."
Gud Nyt..:-)
4. Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha:
Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Sardar ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka h?
Sardarni-sirf ye apka h:-o:-P:-D
5. Broccoli:
m nt happy wid my luks
I luk lyk a tree.
Walnut: n I luk lyk a brain
Mushroom:
dt's nt 2 bad,
I luk lyk an umbrella
Banana:
;(cn v plz chng d topic
6. What happend 2 ur mobile? I was trying 2 call u but i got msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey ur tring 2 cll is on tree plz try later.
7. Hr Koi Mohabt Me Fna Nhi Hota,
Kisi Ko Chahna Koi Gunah NHi Hota Log, Puchte H Tum Kitna Chahte Ho,
Lekin Wo Kya Jane Pyar Lfzo Me Bya NHi Hota.
8.This msg is being Sent by Rajanikant
in the Interest of Humanity-
"Guys/galz
Please Stop making Jokes on ME, othrws
I wil Delete the forward optionB)!!"
:-)
9.Aaj-kal Ke Ladko Ki sabse badi Problem:
Simple Ladki Pasand Nahi
Fashion Wali Ha Krti Nhi
N.R.I Milti Nhi
Or
"swati"To in Faltu Chakkro Me Padti Nhi...
10. Qus-
Ladkiya kabi khud pyar ka izhar pehle Q Nhi karti?
Ans:
Taki break-up krte time wo ye keh sake ki tum mere piche pade the mai nahi
11. SMILE Is A Cooling system Of Heart, sparking System Of Eyes, lighting System Of Face, relaxing System Of Mind, so Activate ur All Systems & Keep Smiling.
12. Pappu English ke paper me fail ho gaya translation ki wajah se..
1. Main ek Aam admi hu.
I am a mango man.
2.Mujhe English aati hai.
English comes to me
13. Jalebi ko Female Dish Kyun kaha Jata Hai?
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Kyun ki Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Ho Sakti
par hoti bahut SWEET hai
14. Khush 2 bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge.Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila.Ha ha ha ha
15. Jo mere the
wo mere ho na paye,
ankho me Ansu the pr hm ro na paye,
1 roj unhone kaha
Hum milenge khwabo me,
Or hmari kismat to dekho usi Raat hm so na paye...
16. Har Koi Kisi ki Majburi Nhi Smajta,,
Dil se Dil Ki Duri Nhi Smajta,,
Koi to Kisi K Bina Mar-Mar K Jita Hai,,
Or Koi Kisiko Yaad Krna bhi Zaruri Nhi Smjhata..!
17. Beta:-Papa mai jb business krunga to ache-ache k haath me katora pakda dunga.
Papa:-Well said.! Pr wo kaise.?
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Beta:-Gol Gappe bechunga.
18. Khidki se deakho 2 raste pe koi nahi tha,Khidki se dekha 2 raste pe koi nahi tha,Raste pe ja ke dekha 2 khidki pe koinahi tha
19. Pepl say v r crzy wen v smile 4 no reason wen v r alone,
They never knw its d most genuine smile wid the sweetest reason ,wid sum1 in thoughts.
20. What to do when whole world is on one side and you are on opposite..?
Simple..!
Just turn back and u will be leader of whole world.
Work smart,not hard.
21. Fruitest Shayri:
Abhi mat khana aam, kyoki aam kachhe hai,
wah!wah!
Abhi mat khana aam kyuki aam kachhe hai...
Surf excel hai to., Daag achhe hai..;-)
22. Mohabbat ne har gum sahna sikha diya, Muskrati huyi aankho ko behna sikha diya
Aksar mhfilo me gunjti thi awaz humari
Ye wqt h jisne hume Chup rahna sikha deya
23. Best message from forest deparment-.
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''Pedo Se B Utna Pyar Karo,
Jitna Pedo K Niche Karte Ho'..
24. Girls k haath me mehendi achi lagti h...
aur boys k haath me
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vo mehendi wale haath :-)
dedicated 2 all lovers. . .!!!
25. Girl's poem -Husband hmara aisa ho, wallet me jiske paisa ho, lambi jiski hight ho gusse ka wo light ho, jb saas se meri fight ho, kahe janu "TUM HI RIGHT HO".
26. Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE CCome,OOn,LLets,LLove,EEach,GGirl,EEqually.Thats y boys go 2 college regularly.
27. Today is "relation change day", Agr ek din k liye relation change ho jaye to ap mujhe apna kya bnana chahoge.. rply is must. .
28. Phool bina.Khushboo bekaar,Chand bina.Chandni bekaar,Pyar bina.Zindagi bekaar,Mere SMS bina.Tumhara MOBILE bekaar
29. Once 3 eggs fell on d ground bt only 2 eggs broke..!!
Why..?
Hota h aisa kbhi kbhi.
Tu tension mat le..
Frwd kar :-)
30. Wo bewafa hai to kya hua...Mat bura kaho usko...
Wo bewafa hai to kya hua...
Mat bura kaho usko...
Hum kisi aur ko set kar lenge..Dafa karo usko...
31. When RAJNIKANT switches on his AC without closing the door.... .
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Winter starts in INDIA!!!
Happy winters...:-)
32. If everyone is happy wid U.
thn surely U hv made many compromises in Ur life!
If U r happy wid every1
surely U hv ignored many faults of others :-)
33. jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye, aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho g, ar unke haath peele ho ge
34. Attitude defined in d bst way-
i just luv it, wen sum1 hates me for no reason...
&
i just hate it, wen sum1 luvs me for a reason.. !! :)
35. Today is heart voice day...
Aap k dil me mere liye jo kuch bhi hai keh do...
Chahe wo achchha ho ya bura,I dont mind
Mager sach hona chahiye:-
36. PATNA
p-prithvi, A-aakash, T-trishul, N-naag, A-agni.
Matlab ki india k 5 missile Bihar k paas.
JAI BIHAR.
37. Every girl needs a boyfriend....
because everyday every minute...
Something goes wrong in her life which she can't blame on God or Government !!
38.Ek ladki thi,
deewani si
sachin pe wo marti thi.
chori chori,
chupke chupke,
harbhajan ko chithiya likha karti thi.
najare zuka k,
sharma k, gambir se
baat karti thi.
kabhi kabhi zulfe
bikharake sehwag ki galiyo me
gujra karti thi.
kuch kehena tha
shayad usko raina se.
par dhoni
se wo darti thi.
jab bhi milti thi
wo yuvraJ se,
bus yahi pucha
karti thi.
ki
ki
kamino
tum log world cup kab jeetoge!
Happy world cup fever. ..
39. A Trainee in an MNC dialled CEO by mistake and said: Hey,send a hot coffee to accounts department in 2min.
CEO: u knw wid whm u r talkin?
Traine:No
Ceo:m d ceo of d company
Trainee: u knw wid whom u r talkn
Ceo:no!
Trainee:Thank god & disconnected the fon! & said-
AAL iz well! AAL iz wel..
40. Sir= bachcho batao tumne "RUB NE BANADI JODI" film se kya seekha? Student= sir yehi k agar mehnat ki jaay to shaadi shuda ladki bhi patayi ja sakti hai..
41. y do couples hold hands during their wedding day.It is just a formality,like 2 boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins
42. Santa- kya laaye ho?? Banta-Mein tere liye rishta laya hun....ladki B.COM hai..
Santa-Ladki chahe kisi b com ki ho bas pdhi likhi honi chahiye!:-)
43. "F"l"o"w"e"r"f"u"l
Morning,
"C"o"l"o"u"r"f"u"l"
Noon,
"J"o"y"f"u"l"
Evening,
"P"e"a"c"e"f"u"l"
Night,
Be happy, its a
"F"a"n"t"a"s"t"i"c"
day 4 u..!!
44. This cat is ct a ct good ct way ct 2 ct keep ct a ct idiot ct buzy ct 4 ct 20 ct seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!
45. If u give me 100 young boys I can change the nation.
-SWAMI VIVEKANAND
If u give me 100 young girl I can create another nation...
- Swami Imran Hashmi.
46. Universal fact-
person who hates u thinks abt u double d time than d person who luvs u!
So never mind if u r hated or loved.
Be proud,u r REMEMBERED
47. Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain studying.When a person askied what he was doing.He replied.Oye higher studies yaar
48. A boy was walking on the road in fully rainy ngt. ..
A girl came wth umrella & said to him
"Hello,
u can share my umbrella wth me"
Boy replied-
" it's ok sister... I m fyn...'
& then went away..
Moral of the story -
kuch ni...
bas ladki khaas ni thi...
49. ((($))) =!=
ye phool apki or hmari dosti ki nisani h ye phool jitna bdega hmari dosti utni hi bdegi
to apne mobile me roz 1 jug pani dalna....!
50. Breakng News:
girls hostel me aag lag gayi hai...
ladko ki help se aag pe kabu paya ja chuka h...
lekin...
ab ladko pe kabu pane ki koshish jari hai:-)-
51. "HEART" ka accident hua hai, bahut "PYAR" beh gayA,HA Dr. ne operation k liye kaha hai, "PYAR" ki zarurat h, so plz donate "PYAR" & save my "HEART".
52. Jab Jb hume pyaas lagti hai, Unke aane ki aas lgti hai unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane, Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lgti hi
53. Tute dil k tukde jud nhi pate,
Dil me dag ho to dhul nhi pate,
Taklif ye nhi k wo hume yad nhi karte,
Taklif ye h k hum unhe bhul nhi pate.
54.
Kya aap pareshan hai?
Dukhi rehte hai?
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Nind nhi aati?
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Kisi kaam me DIL nhi lagta?
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samaj lo ki
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Vitamin
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"SHE" ki kami hai..
55. Educational shayri-
Kutta bhi apni gali me hota h king,
Wah wah
kutta bhi apni gali me hota h king,
'Noun' is the name of person,place or thing
56. 2 live a life,one needs brain,reflex,looks,IQ,knowledge,way of expression N mental qualities.Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 lve W/O them
57. Ek Din SARDAR Ne bhut sundr ladki dkhi or socha
Bahut socha
.
Kya socha?
.
Kash!
ye meri maa hoti to mai bhi Kitna sundar hota.
58. !..Love Attitude..!
...Wo is chah mein rehte hain k hum unko unse mange...
...Aur hum is guroor mein rehte hain k hum apni hi cheez manga nahi krte...
59. Agr Mobile INDIA
me bante
to Usme Ye
Templates hote:
1.Kutte call kr
2.Cigret Lete Aana
3.Date Pr Hu
4.Yar kisi ladki ka No. to de
5.Bal. transfer kr kamine
6.Kutte! Kaha mara pada hai
7.Dimag mat khaa
8.Yar meri wali naraj ho gayi hai, 2-4 senti msg to bhej
9.Abhi call nhi karo jaan mummy paas me hai...
60. Breaking News:
Today
Ek Train Cycle Ki Chapet Me aayi..
Train Me sawaar Sabhi Log Maare Gaye. Gud nght
Cycle Driver "RAJNIKANT"
Farrar!!!><
61. Chain msg by santa-
Plz is msg ko itna frwd kare k meri gf tk pahuch jaye..
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Preeto Tune Sim Change Kar K achha Nh Kiya :-D;-)
62. Golden quote-"evryone wnts to go to heaven,bt no one wnts to die...!"In our language it means-"sala sabko top karna hai,par padhna koi nahi chahta...!"
63. Falling in love is a sweet ambition, finding true lve is a mission. Take my word, follow Indian tradition N marry ur dad's ugly decision
64. Sir-Bachcho btao tumne "RUB NE BANADI JODI"film se kya sikha? Student- Sir, yehi ki agar mehnat ki jaye to shadi shuda ladki bhi patayi ja sakti hai .
65. Vidai k samay dulhe ka mobile baja..DULHAN ne thapad mar diya?usme ringtone thi-dil me chupake pyar ka armaan le chale, Hum aaj apni maut ka saman le chale.
66.Santa goes to Julie's home n knockd d door....
Julie-kaun?
Santa-main..
Julie-main kaun?
Santa-Lo bolo.. Ullu ki pathhi tu Julie aur kaun..
67. BEST MSG I HVE EVR RECEIVED:
Kaun kehta hai k khuda nazar nahi aata?
Sirf wohi to nazar aata hai jab kuch nazar nahi aata..?
68. BEST MSG I HVE EVR RECEIVED:
Kaun kehta hai k khuda nazar nahi aata?
Sirf wohi to nazar aata hai jab kuch nazar nahi aata..?
69.Jidhr dekho ishq ke bimar baithe he
Hajaro mar gaye lakho taiyar bethe he
Barbad hote hai ladkiyo ke piche
Aur kehte hai hum berojgar bethe hai.
70. Life becomes interestng wen u start speakng silently wid ur eyes..
Bt lyf becums more interestng wen sum1 start reading those eyes silently...
71. 1bar kisine mere No.p
100ka rchrge kraya
use 1lakh ka fayda hua.
Kisine 500ka kraya uski sari murade puri ho gyi.
Mera farz tha btana,aage jo apki icha.:p
72. Jo riste h dil me vo juda nahi hote, kuch ahsas lafzo me bayan nahi hote, 1 hsrat h aapko manane ki, per aap itne acchey h ki kbi khafa nahi hote.
73. Girlfrnd Ka Antim Sanskar Kar Ladka Ghar Ja Raha Tha. Achanak Bijli Chamki, Tofan Aya, Badal Garje, Baris Hui.
Ladka Has Kar Bola:- Lagta Hai Pahunch Gai.
74. Arz h
Jaldbazi me shadi karoge
to
sara jivan bigad loge
wah wah
Jaldbazi me shadi karoge
to sara jivan bigad loge
soch samajh k karoge
to b kya ukhad loge?
75. Ek Cheeta Cigarette pee raha tha ki achanak ek chuha uske paas aya aur bola-Bhai chhod do nasha, aao mere sath, dekho ye jungle kitna khubsurat hai
Cheeta chuhe k sath chal dia
Aage 1 hathi cocaine pi raha tha. Chuha fir bola-Bhai chhod do nasha, dekho ye jungle kitna khubsurat hai.
Hathi bhi sath chal diya
Aage Sher whisky peene ki tayyari kar raha tha. Chuhe ne use bhi wahi kaha
Sher ne glass side par rakha aur chuhe ko 5-6 thappad maare
Hathi bola kyu maar rahe ho is bechare ko?
Sher bola-
"Is nalayak ne pichhli bar bhi gaanjha peekar mujhe 3 ghante jungle me aise hi ghumaya tha.
76. Breaking News
Aakhirkar pata chal hi gaya k 2012 me pralay kaise ayegi.!
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5/8/2012
ko
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Friendship day Or Rakhi Ek hi din hai..
77. Who said english is easy? Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1. I dont have brain. 2. I dont have sence. 3. I am stupid.. ,
78. Ek ladka bike pe ja raha tha ladki ko dekhne ke chakrr me achanak gir pada ladki-o my god lgi toh nahi
ladka-are nhi pagli... Hum toh utarte hi aise hain:D:D;)
79. Old Love Stories-
Started frm eyes,
Grew wid gifts,
Ended with tears...
& New Love Stories-
Start from mobile,
Grow wth recharge & End with sim change...
80. Dosti karo college wali se, Ishq karo office wali se, Pyar karo dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ghar wali se
81. Bachelor life:Mon ko dosti, Tues ko pyar, Wed ko shaadi, Thus ko barbadi, Fri ko fighting, Sat ko talaq, Sun ko rest, Mon ko phir se talash
82. Dosti kro AIRTEL wali se
Line busy rkho BSNLwali se
Pyar kro IDEA wali se
Bate kro Vodafone wali se
Aankhe ladao TATA wali se
Pr shadi kro bina mobile wali se.
83. Wo School Ki Sidhiyo Par Pyar Bhari Baate,
Aate Jato Per Comments ki Barsate,
Wo Sylabus Ki Tension,
Wo Exam Ki Raate,
Wo Canteen Ki Party,
Wo B'Day Ki Laate,
Wo Ruthna Manana,
Wo Bunk Wo mulaqate,
Wo Lab Wo Library,
Wo Sona Temprary,
Wo Movie Wo Music,
Wo Cards K Magic,
Wo Proposal Ki Planing Me Raat Ka Gujarna,
Har Ek Ko Dost Ki Bhabhi Batana,
Lecture Se Jyada Usko Niharna,
Fir Class Me Pichhe Ki Seat Pe Sona,
Uski Nazar mein Sarif Ban Jana,
Na Rahenge Wo Din,
Na Rahengi Wo Ratein, na rahengi wo hasi bhari mulakate
Agar Rahengi kuch to bas... ***YAADEIN***
84. Sum ppl dnt undrstnd the way I am, Sum r hurt by d way i talk,
but wt cn I do if dat's d real me, 'SORRY' i'm nt 'Perfect' bt definitely nt 'FAKE'.
85. 1 din Aalu Ne Bhindi K Number Pr "I Love U" Ka Msg Bejha..
Bhindi Ne Use Phone Kar K Bhut Bura Bhala Kaha Or Boli,,,,
Shut Up,,,Shkal Dekhi H Apni....Tum Itne Mote Or Mai Slim And Smart..
Aalu Ko Bahut Dukh Hua Or Usne Phir Itni Sabziya Fansayi Ki Aaj Aap Dekh Sakte Ho,,
Aalu-Ghobi,,
Aalu-Bengan,,
Aalu-Shimla Mirch
Aalu-Paalak,,
Aalu-Matar,,
Aalu-Gaajar,,
Aalu-Methi,,
Aur Bindhi Us Din Se Aaj Tak Akeli Hai.!!
Moral: Mat Kar Itna GURUR..!! :-)
86. TATA ki
NANO CAR Me 2 Problems hai -
1. Pregnant Woman andar nahi aa sakti.
And
2. Car ke andar Normal Woman Pregnant nahi ho sakti..
87. BACHELOR OF FLIRTISM on air..
Trrin trrin...
Gal: hello baby..
boy: ohh jaan. Bolo
gal: kaha ho yar subh se koi ata pata nai.
boy:arre hum to khoye hue hain apki ankho me..
gal:abi kya kar rahe ho?
boy: tumhari pic dkh rha hu,kahi aur mann nai lag rha.
gal: maine to tumhe koi pic di hi nai.
boy: arre mere dil me chapi hai pic,barso se..
gal: bt hum to parso mile hain pehali bar.
boy:tumhare bina ek pal bhi barso k samaan hai.pinky.
gal: pinky?ye pìnky kaun hai? Mai to divya hu.
boy: lagta hai tumse bt karke sb bhool jata hu.
gal: tum prashant ho na?
boy: gharwale to ricky bolte hain,bt vo galat ho sakte hai tum nai.
Gal:ye 9211420840 hai?
boy:tha to nai bt abse hai.!!:-D
88. Punjab de school da haal,
Bacha:Madam ji m tuhade layi dudh le ke aya haan.??
Madm(dudh pee ke)
Bada swad hai kitho lyanda?
Bacha:Ghar hi pya si,
Billi mooh mar gayi si,
ese layi le aya.?
Madm ne dudh wala dabba chuck k para marya,
Bachha: dabba na sutto g savere asi bathroom v jana hunda hai...:p
gud mrn :)
89. *Wat is LOVE?*
"Its Wen u knoW dat she wont msg u
&
evryTime d ligHt blinKs in ur mobiL,
u see wid a feeLnG dat it might b her msg.."
90. Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha:
Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Sardar ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka h?
Sardarni-sirf ye apka h:-o:-P:-D
91. Old Lady 2 Dr:
Mujhe Gas ki problm h,
pr achi baat ye h ki meri gas me na Smell aati h na Awaz
Aap k office me b 20 dafa gas chor chuki hu
pr kisi ko pta nhi chala..
Doc:Ye Dwa lo aur 1wk baad aana..
1wk baad
Old Lady: Aapne mujhe kya dwa di? meri gas me ab b awaz nhi aa rhi, pr baut Zehrily Smell aati h..
Doc:Gud..
Aapki Naak theek ho gyi h..
ab hum aapke KAAN ka ilaaj karenge...
92. Santa-Yaar tu mirror k samne q padhta hai
Banta-uske 3 fayde h.I Never explain myself to anyone"
coz,
Prsn who likes me,
doesnt need it...
Nd Prsn who dislikes me,
wont believe it...
93. Raju visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.Man says 'Chin Yu Yan' n dies.Raju find meaning of words.It is ur standing on oxygen tube!!
94. Tujhse naraj nahi jindgi hairan hu mai
WAH WAH
Tujhse naraj nahi jindgi Hairan hu mai
wah wah
Koi naya msg nahi ban raha Bahut Pareshan hu mai..!:-P
95. Raja going w his sister,Some shouts Oye,mashuka le kar kahan nikle Raja slap him N says Oye.mashuka hogi teri.Meri 2 behan hai
96. Who Is The Most HARDWORKING Guy in MTV Roadies Except Raghu, Rajeev and Rannvijay??
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The One Who Operates The BEEP **** BUTTON! :D
97. Funny meanigs of places in english
LARGE STATE-Maha-rastra
PLACE OF KINGS-Raja-sthan
QUEEN FEILD-
Rani-khet
MR. CITY-
Shri-nagar
RISING CITY- Udai-pur
RHYTHM OF EYES-
Nani-tal
FACE-
Surat
UNMARRIED GIRL-
Kanya-kumari
GOD'S GATE- Hari-dwar
BRICK CITY-
Ita-nagar
SAINT HAIR- Rishi-kesh
RED NAIL-
Lal-kila
CALL END-
Kol-kata
NO ZIP-
Chen-nai
COME ON SUN-
Arun-aa-chal
COME IN EVENING-
Aa-sam
GO & Come
GO-A..
Do Drama
Kar- natak..:-)
98. Mana Ki Bahut Tadpate Hai Faasle,
Mana Ki Bahut Satate Hai Faasle,
Magar Faaslo Se Bhi Dil Lagana Padta Hai,
Kyoki Rishto Ki Ehmiyat Batate Hai Faasle....!
99. Train me TT sadhu se bola- kaha jana hai? SADHU-jaha Ram ka janam hua. TT-tiket hai? Sadhu-nahi, TT- chalo, Sadhu- kahan? TT-jahan krishan ka janam hua tha.
100. A Chinese couple Mr. Hoyo & Mrs. Hoyo had white twin babies
They named
Jo-Hoyo,
So-Hoyo.
Next year dey had 1 black baby
They named
yo-Ki-Hoyo
101. Ldki K Gaal pr Gulab marne pr-
English Girl-Darling,Ur so Naughty
Urdu-Nhi kro Janu
Sikh-Tusi wade Romantic ho
Jaat - Kai kre Bawle, Ankhe fodgey k...
102. Dr. ghayal mareej se-Jab car 1 srdar chala rha tha to tume sadak se dur chalna chahye tha.
Mareej-Konsi sadak? Mai to apne aangan me baitha tha
103. Dr. ghayal mareej se-Jab car 1 srdar chala rha tha to tume sadak se dur chalna chahye tha.
Mareej-Konsi sadak? Mai to apne aangan me baitha tha
104. Arz hai..
Zindagi ne diye hai bahut dhokhe..
Gour farmayega!!
Zindagi ne diye hai bahut dhokhe
Koi bat nai..
Its ok Its ok...Its ok..!!!
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105. Truth of lyf-
"The best thng in life is finding sum1 who knows all ur mistakes & weaknesses n still thinks u're complete n You're special.!"
106. A very naughty answer given by a GIRL When asked: how u feel when sum1 gives u a flying Kiss
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GIRL:
I Feel boyz r very Lazyyyy....
107. !..My Heart dooRs will always be open for dose who have hurt me..
But may be they have lost their beautiful position on wich they have once ruled..!
108. U know
U r very careless?
Jaha b jate ho?
Kuch chod k aate ho?
1 minute pehle hi aap mere
"MIND"
me aye?
or
Chehre pe ek
"SWEET 'C' SMILE" chod gye.
109. D Best and amazing Part of Life is
When Your parents says..
.
.
.
Padhna toh tujhe h nhi,
Chal teri shadi hi kara dete h.
110. 1 bar Srdar paise jama karne Bank gya.
Oficr: ye note fata hua h dusra do.
Sardar: Mai apne A/c me jama kr raha hu,fata karu ya Naya, Apko kya matlab..!
111. "2O11" ka sb se super Hit msg..
"Ladkiyaan"Jb roti h,To wo Aankhon ki jagah..Muh par kyu hath rakhti h..?
Taaki
Maa-Behn ki Gali na nikal jaye..
112.
1-Sath-2 revision ho jata hai
2-Khud pe nazar bani rehti hai
3-Group study bhi ho jati hai.
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