Normal formal jokes part - 4

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In a bar:
1 Guy says to another - "I kissed your mom last night"
Whole bar was waiting for the other Guy's response !!
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He laughs and says
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Lets go home dad,
U are drunk now :)
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2.
Mai kabhi batlata nahi,
Bar' me daily jata hu mein Maa
yu to me dikhlata nhi,
'Daru' pee ke roz aata hu me maa
Tujhe sab hai pataaaa, hai na maa
Meri maa..
'Theke' par yu na chhodo mujhe,
Ghar lout ke bhi aa na paau maa
'Scotch' me itna peeta nahi,
'Beer' me seham jata hu me maa.
Chehre pe aane deta nahi,
Lekin kbhi bhi ludak jata hu me maa..
Tujhe sab hai pataaaa, hai na maa?
From the movie : "Bewde zameen Par" :P :D
3. Aurangjeb: Senapati batao ki ham shivaji ko kyun nahi dhundh pa rahe hai.....???
Senapati: kyunki Sehenshahhh hum Mugal hai Google nahi..... :D

Using Mobile's Hotspot as Wifi-modem or DHCP server

I may be little late to share this or may be this is not a new stuff for you. But it's better late than never.
If you have a smartphone with hotspot or any wifi-hotspot software in a laptop. Then you can connect several wifi devices to your HotSpot. This  will create a network of devices and you can easily do your networking stuffs between those devices. Let me set a example of my condition :::
I have a laptop running a local server{website} but it doesn't have a DHCP server so its hard for me to run my local website on other's computer because the other computer/Mobile  may have different OS like symbian/Android/iOS/Linux/Windows.  So what I do is turn on my device's hotspot and connect that Laptop to it which contains the local website. And connect other device to hotspot to check my website's performance on other platforms...
from my android device

This hotspot can be used for following purposes::
1. Networking between incompatible devices.
2. Hacking practice
3. Browser testing 
4. Platform Testing

updating linux / mint / ubuntu / debian offline

If you are a linux promoter then you get situations where you want to update your friend's system quickly.
Then there is a workaround for you. Follow these steps::

1. copy your updates from any system{updated system} the files are located in /var/cache/apt/archive 
as .deb packages
2. Open any folder as administrator
3. Then copy all update to the folder /var/cache/apt/archive
now update your system as usual..
This may save your 30-40 min depends upon number of updates......

Opening PDF where you left {Read it Last Time}

Most of the time you want to reopen the pdf file where you read it last time in case you are a regular pdf book reader. By default Adobe Reader starts from the start but you can easily change this option.

Go to Adobe Reader's menu---
edit  >>preferences(ctrl + k ) >>Categories >documents>>check the unchecked one - restore last view settings when reopening documents