1. Touchin lines just b4 death
"Do not burn me immediately after my death,
my friends have a habbit of coming late.".....:(
2. Life is like math.Friends ko plus kro,dushman ko minus kro,khushion ko multiply kro,Gham ko divide kro,aur hamesha muskrao
3. Why r we friends...?
Ans_______________________
Give reply wid strong reason I am waiting & ur genuine & thoda sa hatke reply...!
(no rply means no relation)
4. Aapki life ka best time-
jab aap apne dost ko bolein-
"Yes, I am fine."
Aur woh dost aapki aankhon mein dekhkar bole-
"chal ab bata, problem kya hai?"
5. Evry1 Tells dat in Frndshp n Luv v shud nvr say"Sorry" or "Thank You":-).
But d Real Fact is dat Relation Remains 4ever By Saying dis 2 Words Only.
6. Teachrs r
Hot Water
Parents r
Mineral Water
Enemies r
Salt Water
Lover is
Ice Water
But,
Friends r
DARU ki BOTTLE.
Khusi ho ya gam,
De sath har dum.
7. Ajanavi galiyo se hum gujra nahi karte darde dil liya aur diya nahi karte ye dosti ka rishta hai sirf aapse varna itne SMS har kisi ko hum kiya nahi karte
8. Karj riste ka ada kaun karega,yaar naho to pyar kaun karega Ae God mere yar kø salamat rakhna warna mere shadi me daru pikar bawwal kaun karega,
9. 'Good Heart' and 'Good Nature' are two different issues. Good Heart can win many relationships, but Good Nature can win many Good Hearts
10. Mohabbat Ko Majburi Ka Naam Mat Do,
.
Haqiqat Ko Haadso Ka Naam Mat Do.
.
Agar Pyar Ho Dil Me Kisi Ke Liye,
.
To Use Dosti Ka Naam Mat Do.
11. "FRIENDSHIP" -:just 1 word, but it takes 1 sec to read,1 min to think,1hour to explain,1 day to feel,1 week to demonstrate & 1 LIFE to prove...
12. Hasi ke raste pe chala karo,
khusiyo ki mahak liya karo,
pyar se dilo ko chhuaa karo,
jab bhi aapka dil udas ho to isi number pe sms kiya karo.
13. "Don't adjust wid others in
lyf, mak sumtym 4
urself & enjoy being urself as you
are..U wil not lose any1 if dey r really
true 2 u..."
14. Zmeen pe wo hamara nam likhte h mitate h,
Zmeen pe wo hamara nam likhte h mitate h,
Unka to time-pas ho jata h,
aur mitti me hum mil jate h...
15. If u hide,ill seek 4 u.If u r lost,ill search 4 u.If days take u away frmme,ill fight 4 u.But,if u stop sending msgs,ill kill you
16. Aaj-deedar
kal-yaar
parso-pyaar
fir ikrar
fir-intezar
fir-takrar
fir-darar
sari mehnat bekar
vo kisi or k sath farar
isliye dosti best hai mere yaar..
17. A LOVER says:
"If anything happens 2 u , i will not be alive..",
but
A FRIEND says: "Nothing will happen 2 u till i am alive"
Thats friendshi.
18. Zindagi May Hamesha Naye Log Milenge,Kahin Ziyada 2 Kahin Kam Milenge,Aitbaar Zara Soch Kar Karna,Mumkin Nahi Har Jagah Tumhe Hum Milenge
19. Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Dvds ne khilaya pro ko paan, Khake pn Pro bolo'Shukriya Bhai Jan
20. Heer:- Main Tumare Ishq Me Barbaad Ho Gai,, Lut Gyi,, Ruswa Ho Gayi... Raanjha:- To karam jali Main Kaun Sa SOFTWARE ENGINEER Ban Gaya...
21. What is true friendship U cry I cry.U sad,I sad,U laughing,I laughing,U jump out of window.I look down.I am still laughing
22. Kami hai is duniya me aise logo ki,
Jo kisi aur ki bhi fikr kiya karte hai,
ye ehsan hai aapka mujh par,
jo aap meri Dosti ki kadar kiya karte Hai...
23. Ask al frnds nd get intrstng replies...
Wt was d biggest misconception (gltfami) u hd abt me whn u 1st saw me..?? Bt 1st reply me ..
Reply fast i am waitng.gm
24. ...I was sittin alone
MOON askd me:
y do u remember ur frnds if dey dont remembr u.?
I turned n luked at moon n said:
.
.
.
"Tu apna kaam Kar na Takle"
25. Hey this is Complaint box..
| |
| :-) |
|___ __ |
Hey, tell me one complaint you have abt me?
Say frankly...
Rply must...
26. Shikwa Kisi Ka Na Fariyad Kisi Ki
Honi Thi Yuhi Zindgi Barbad Kisi Ki
Ehsaas Mita,Kasak Miti,Or Miti Ummide
SAb Mit Gaya Par Na Miti Yaad Kisi Ki
27. Good Friends Care for each other,Close Friends UNDERSTAND each other...and TRUE Friends Stay forever,Beyond words,beyond time.
28. A very true thought:-
"Whenever i wanna fall in luv with my books..:-O
.
.
.
.
My bed falls in luv with me"
&
I believe, pyar usise kro jo tumse pyar kare.
29. 1 swt story:
1 ladke ne marne k 3 minute pehle 2 msg kiye..
1 g.f. Ko & 1 dost ko...
"me ja raha hu reply fast.." & 1st reply g.f. Ka aya "tum kahan ja rahe ho, i m busy bad me milenge..
Ye sunkar use bahut dard hua..2nd msg dost ka aya- 'abe kamine akele kaha ja raha h ruk me bi ata hu'..ye padkar wo ladka muskuraya or bola aaj phr pyar dosti se har gaya..
.
.
:-)..so forward to all ur frnds to show that "frndship" is better than LOVE..
:)
30. 1 swt story:
1 ladke ne marne k 3 minute pehle 2 msg kiye..
1 g.f. Ko & 1 dost ko...
"me ja raha hu reply fast.." & 1st reply g.f. Ka aya "tum kahan ja rahe ho, i m busy bad me milenge..
Ye sunkar use bahut dard hua..2nd msg dost ka aya- 'abe kamine akele kaha ja raha h ruk me bi ata hu'..ye padkar wo ladka muskuraya or bola aaj phr pyar dosti se har gaya..
.
.
:-)..so forward to all ur frnds to show that "frndship" is better than LOVE..
:)
31. I need ur frndshp
I need ur company
I need ur support
I need ur advices
I want 2 b lik u
maine barbad hone ka faisla kar liya hai bas...
32. Hey i found somethin that RAJNIKANT cannot do..
.
.
.
.
.
.
Guess What?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
He cannot break our friendship...:-)
33. Taare aasman mein hi chamakte hain, baadal itne door hain phir bhi baraste hain. Hum bhi kitne ajeeb hain, tum dil mein rehte ho aur hum tumse milne ko taraste hain.
34. A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U.Z 1 who invented alphabets was genius,but he made silly mistake by keeping U I so far
35.
If I die, take My Heart before burning My body & keep that safe.
I dont care 4 Heart
But
I care 4 those who r in My Heart & U r one of them.
36. Some say its painful 2 wait 4 some1.
Some say its painful 2 4get some1.
But d worst pain comes wen u dnt know whether 2 wait or 2 4get...
37. Kya kahu jaane kya hai dosti, Ek rishta ek jazba hai dosti, Kabhi manzil to kabhi raasta hai dosti, Zindagi k har marz ki dawa hai dosti, gadi se lekar apni copy tak share karna, Dost se bas 1 mark zyada paane ki prayer karna, Dost k liye akele puri gang se ladne ki dare karna, Bas yahi to 1 rishta hai jo hum dil se banate hai, Baaki saare rishte to khoon ke kehlate hai, Khoon ke rishte bhi mushkil me saath chhodh jaate hai, Aur ye dost.. Zarurat pade to apna khoon dekar bhi dil ka rishta nibhaate hai.. Salute 2 all my lovable FriendS.$ then i tell u ... I Love my frnds... miss u
38. just for my frndz!
mai ye nai kehta k meri kher-khabar pucho...
mgr
KAMINO TUM LOG KHUD ZINDA HO
ye btane k liye tO 1 SMS bhejo........
39. A frndless life is like a flowerless garden
But
I have a beautiful garden with wonderful flowers.
One of"My"flower is just reading my sms..
40. Forward to ur frnds & get amazing replies but 1st reply me...Suppose i am"name less ".Give me a " Name"__?it must start with 1st letter of ur name..
41. God asked me,
''what do u want-
One million dollar or a gud friend?
I said- "one million dollar."
Be practical yaar
we r already gud frnds;
mil kar udayenge.
42. Most touchy msg..
I deleted 1 of my frnd's no.in my phonebuk coz of certain misundrstndings b/w us..
One day i receivd a frwd msg frm an unknown no.
I replied 'WHO are u'?
I ws shockd to get d reply.
der ws wrtn-
Idiot 'HOW' ki spelling mein W last mein ata h phle nhi..
'REAL FRIENDS R REALY REAL'!!
43. Tum Haso To Khushi Muje Hoti Hai
Tum Rutho To Aakhen Meri Roti Hai
Tum Dur Jao To Bechaini Muje Hoti Hai
Mehsus Karke Dekho Dosti Aisi Hi Hoti Hai.
44. Har Khushi itni ho ki tum dikha sako, Gum bus itna hoki tum chupa sako. Zindgi me kam se kam ek Dost aisa rakhna, Jiske liye tum mood-off me bhi Muskura sako
45. Dosti kabhi musibat ni hoti, bin chahat khwaish puri ni hoti, apni zindgi me hmari mozudgi ko bevzah mat samjna, darasal palke ankho par bojh ni hoti.
46. KHATARNAAK DOSTI...
Boy was late to reach home.
His father "kaha tha tu?"
boy-"Friend ke yahaa tha."
Father called his 10 friends...
...
4 answered:
"Haan uncle, yahi par tha"
3 answered:
"abhi just nikla hai"
2 answered:
"yahi hai uncle,
Pad raha hai..phone du kya"..?
...
1 ne to hadd kar di
He Answerd:
"Haan papa,
bolo kya hua??.
"keep smiling :)
47. Milakar Hath Dosti Ka Waps Liya Nhi Jata,Is Nazuk Riste Ko Zakhm Diya Nhi JataSach-Much Bahut Zalim H Ye Duniya,Sasta Hai Sms Fir B Logo Se Kiya Nhi Jata.
48. Dosti Naghma Hai Gun Gunaane Ke Liye,
Dosti Ghazal Hai Sunaane Ke Liye,
Ye Wo Jazba Hai Jo Sub Ko Nahin Milta,
Kyun Ki Hosla Chahiye Dosti Nibhaane Ke Liye.
49. Dil todna humari aadat nahi,
Dil hum kisika dukhate nahi,
Bharosa rakhna humarae dosti pe,
Dost bankar hum kisiko bhulaathe nahi....
50. Dosti se kimti koi chiz nhi hti
Dosti se achi koi tasvir nhi hti
Dosti yu to hai ek kacchha dhaga
Magar is dhage se paki koi zanjir nahi hti.
51. Ye kavita mere dosto k liye.
Sard Raato me sath mera dega kya?
Akeli Raaho me mere hatho me apna hath dega kya?
Agar itna karega to,
.
Bhai 1 bar,
Apni gf mujhko doge KYA?
Gum k fasaane tujhe Sunaunga,
Teri khushi me mein b Khush ho jaunga,
Meri Dosti ki Khatir,
1 baar,fir
apni gf mujhko doge KYA?
.
.
Mushkil Waqt me bhi mere
Saath rahega kya?
Haal mere tute Dil ka tu sunega kya?
Mere sawalo ka jawab dega kya?
.
.
Bol na bhai
apni gf mujhko doge KYA? ?bta na bhai..
52. Uske Sath Rhte Rhte Uski Adat Ho Gyi,Usse Baat Krte-2 Usse Chahat Ho Gyi,1PaL Na MileTo Becheni C Lgti He Dosti Nbhate Nbhte Na Jane Kb MohbT Ho Gayi!
53. Agar aap k pas dimag h to batao ki agar pyar k nishani tajmahal h to dosti ki nishani kya hai its chanlange 4u
54. Arz hAi-
Chahte hain hum aapse Aisi dosti ka wada,
.
.
..
.
.
... Jaise ...
.
5 rupye ka Vim Baar,
.
.
Gale kam aur chale zyada!
55. Dil"ko" dhadkan" se pehle
"Dost" kO "dosti" se pehle
"Pyar" ko"mohabbat"se pehle
"Khusi" ko "gam" se pehle,or apko "4" din pehle
"Happy BASANT PANCHAMI"
56. Khushbu mein ehasaas hota hai
Dosti ka rishta khas hota hai
Har baat ko juban se kehna mumkin nahi hota
Isliye dosti ka naam vishwas hota hai.
57. Pyar Ek Shikwa Hai Dosti Ek Jazba Hai Pyar Me Har Bar Dhoka Hai Dosti Me Bar Bar Moka Hai Pyar Deewano Ka Kaam Hai Dosti Dilwalo Ka Naam Hai
58. Dosti k liye ajab misal he hum,
Sachche dost ki pehchan h hum,
Ye to nhi kehte, hum sultan mirza hai INDIA k,
Par BIHAR k 'tees maar khan 'hai hum.:-)
59. Koi chand sitara h. Koi phul sabse pyara h. koi khushi ka ishara hai. Koi dil ka sahara hai. Jo dost dur rehker bhi hmara hai. Wo naam sirf tumhara hai.
60. Sabse alag sabse nyare ho Aap,
Tareef puri na ho itne pyare ho Aap,
Aaj pata chala ye jamana kyo jalta hai Aapse,
Kyoki Dost to akhir hamare ho Aap.
61. College me School ki yaad ayi,
Bade hokar Bachpan ki yaad ayi,
Kaanto ko chuha to Phool ki yaad ayi,
Tanha mehsus kiya to dost uski Yaad ayi.
62. Sad story:
Wo roz roz kehti hai ke mujhe apni tasveer mms karo
.
.
.
"AE DOST"
.
.
.
Uss nadaan ko ye kaise batau k mere paas
.
.
.
.
Nokia "1108" hai..
63. Dost Ban-2 Ke Mile H Mujko Mitaane Wale,
Maine Dekhe H Log Rang Badlne Wale,
Usne Chup Rehkar Sitam Aur Bi Kiya Mujpe,
Unse To Ache H Mere Is Haal Pe Hasne Wale
64. 3 Kale Dosto Ko GOD Ne 1-1 Vardan Offer Kia.
1-Muje Gora Bana Do.
2-Muje v.
3-Hi Hi Hi, Inko Fir Se Kala Bana Do.
Moral-Kuch Dost Kamine Hi Rehte Hai.:-(
65. Dard jitna saha jaye utna hi sehna, Kisi ke dil ko jo lag jaye vo baat na kehna, Milte hain hamare jaise dost bahut kam, Isline humse 'Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna'
66. Koi tumse puche kaun hu mein? Tum keh dena aise hi..Koi khas nhi..
1dost h kaccha pakka sa..
1jhut h adha sacha sa..
Jazbat k naam par1 parda sa.. Bas1 bahana h acha sa..
Jo pas hokar bi pas nhi..
Par usse chupa koi raaz nhi..
jo har pal tumhe yad kare..
Apni sanse tumhare nam kare..
Jo ruthe to tumhe manaye..
jo apni har baat tumhe bataye..
jo tumhare gam janta ho..
dua tumhare liye mangta ho..
Koi tumse puche kaun hu mai? Tum kehdena koi khas nai..
67. LIFE me kitne badlav aate hai. 1.Clasroom to office 2.Jeans to formal 3.Pocket money to salary 4.GF to wife Lekin sale dost Kamine ke kamine hi rahte h
68. Ruthi hui Zindgi Ko Manana To Ata Hai,Ruthe Dost Ko Hasana bhi Ata Hai,Kya Hua Jo Na Bas Sake Hum Kisi K Dil Me,kisi Ko Apne Dil Me Basana To Ata Hai
69. 1 best frnd k liye sentence:-
Jab main mar jau tab mere pass mat aana
Qki ae mere Dost
us waqt mere hath tere aansu nahi ponch sakenge
frnds 4ever
70. FaCt Of LyF:-
WhoM U D'nT NeeD 2day, U'll NeeD DeM 2moroW. WhoM U RejEcT 2day, WilL NeveR AgaiN AccEpT U 2moroW. So VaLuE EvEry ReLaTiOnShiP In LiFe
71. If 2 hearts r meant 2 b friends,no matter how long it takes, how far dey go, how tuff it seems, fate wil bring them 2gether 2share frenship 4ever..!!
72. Friend is a book with only one copy published, My friend is one of the best book ever written. A master-piece, worth reading million times and 2 be kept forever
73. Friendship is silent gift of nature.. More old...more strong.. More...deep..more clear.. More...close..more warm.. Less...words..more understanding..
74. Dekh tere sansaar ki haalat kya ho gayi bhagwan..,
Kitna badal gaya insaan...,
NA KOI SMS..
NA KOI CALL..
Hum bhi he hairam..,
KAISE BUSY HUA shaitan...!!
75. Tusi bade gr8 ho,rsgule di pl8 ho,ande da oml8 ho,sms krne me bde la8 ho,jlebi di tra str8 ho.Par jo bhi ho,tusi mere fav8 ho
76. Zindagi May Hamesha Naye Log Milenge,Kahin Ziyada 2 Kahin Kam Milenge,Aitbaar Zara Soch Kar Karna,Mumkin Nahi Har Jagah Tumhe Hum Milenge
77. Jo juldi mile woh hai gum, jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar, jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP
78. New Theory:
Argument wins d prsn,
But loses d Relation
So dnt argue wit ur frns
Just..
Slap them & Say- CHUP SALE,TU GALAT HE AUR MAI SAHI...;)8P
79. Line By True Frnd:
I Cnt Find a Reason Why Lyf Introduced Me to You. Bt thats nt the question.
Question is How Lyf Knew that I Needed a Frnd Like U...
80. Life me Kbi hamari dosti K bare me Koi daout ho,
To Akele me 1 siKKa uchalna,
Agr heads to we are frnds
or tails to
Palat dena haramkhor
AKele me Kon deKta hai.
81. My Msgs r Like A MOON,
1Day It Will Increase,
1Day It Will Dcrease,
1Day It Will Not Cum
But Moon Is Always In The Sky, Like dat I m Always Here As Ur Frnd.
82. UnExpected fact:
If sum1 wud ask me Who is ur friend...?
I wud simply say..
"Sum1 who'll never avoid me just bcoz of somebody else..''
83. Zindagi hmesa khas ni hoti, phulo ki khushbu hamesa pas ni hoti, milna hmari taqdir me likha tha, varna itni pyari dosti kbi ittefaq ni hoti
84. Comin 2gthr Is Beginin..
Stayin 2gthr Is Progress..
Livin 2gthr Is Life..
Dyin 2gthr Is Love..
Bt Being Apart & Stil Being 2gthr Is FRiENDSHiP...:)
85. Frndship's test paper
Q.1.agar mujh pe
gussa aye to pehla word kya hoga?
ans
Q.2.meri kon si bat
aisi h ki aap kaho kash ye mujh me b ho?
Q3. Wo ek bt jo yakin h ki mai nahi kah skta ? Q4. Wo ek bt jo chah kar bi na kah paye..reply must
86. (Forward to only Dear Friends) plz read it carefully
........
My Dear Friend,
At this second let us take a promise that we'll be gr8 Frnds & Maintaint to take this promise send it to ur Dear Frnds including Me(if) whom u want to be with throughout ur Life...
Just find how many Friends Love u....:)
87. There exists
a place at every corner
of dis world
where
almst all frnds recommend
d other one to visit
&
dat place is commonly known as
"bhaad"
88. Special people are part of my memories that even time can never erase, when i am blessed with people like you my memories are worth keeping forever.
89. Comin 2gthr Is Beginin..
Stayin 2gthr Is Progress..
Livin 2gthr Is Life..
Dyin 2gthr Is Love..
Bt Being Apart & Stil Being 2gthr Is FRiENDSHiP...:)
90. EVER WONDERED..
Y u start hatin dat stranger just coz ur frnd hates him..
y u hav a memory attachd wid d songs ur frnz luv 2 hear..
y u dnt feel hungry wen u dnt hav company..
y u dnt mind laughn at urself wen u r wid dem..
y u dnt go 4 d clas if 1 of dem isnt goin..
y u enjoy evn d most flop movie wen wid dem.
Well may be dats wat dey call DOSTI... Array Yaaron, dostiiee, hee toh zindagii hai...:):)
91. law of f'ship....
When u count your best frnds,u may not count me but..
wen u really need a frnd, Just start counting from me.!
Always there for u.!
92. Jab koi bat bigad jaye jab koi mushkil Pad jaye
.
Toh.
.
Toh.
.
Toh.
.
Toh.
.
Toh..
. main kya krun?
Hrkte tumhari aisi hain
93. A real one is not the one who understands ur happiness...
But A real one is the one who can guess ur sadness before your eyes feel...
94. Ban k ajnabi mile the zindagi k safar me, in yado k lamho ko kabi mitayenge ni, agar yad rakhna fitrat h unki to vada h hum bi unko bhulayenge ni.
95. To all friends
who send me
best wishes
in my life and pray for my success..
.
.
.
.
Its not working nalayako.
Try harder
Dil se pray karo...
96.
Dedicated to some special people of my life!
I say Crazy Things When m Hyper but don't do them..
I say Stupid Things When m Angry but don't mean them..
I say Hurtful Things When m Hurt but i don't mean to hurt u..
I say Silly things widout thinking but laugh at myself later.....
To all my frndz who ignore my crazy talks and laugh at my silliness..
Thanx for accepting me the way i m... M glad i met u in ds beautiful journey called "Life"..
97. "I have no words to explain my frndship.. Bcoz i hav got u , an amazing person who can undrstnd even my silence.!!"
98. A friend is not a spare tyre that u pull out when u feel life has gone flat. Friend is the steering wheel who helps u to turn ur life in the right path.
99. If I died or travelled far, I would write your name on every star, so that everyone could look up and see, that u mean the world 2 me.
100. 1
Din
Jab
Tumhari
Shadi
Hogi
Tumhari
Biwi k
Pet
Me
Mera
Ha Ha Ha mera
Mera
Bhatija hoga...
Sala dost pe shak karta hai.
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