insulting SMS/ messages PART-2

31. लड़का - देखो मैं तुम्हारी जुल्फों के लिए
क्यालाया हूँ -??
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लड़की (खुश हो के ) - औ .....ओ मेरे जानू ,
स्वीटू,
आई लव यू .., मुझे भी दिखाओ ..?
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लड़का :-
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उस्तरा . .
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टकली करूँगा बंदरिया, मेरे भी जुंए कर दी तून
30. Superb Insult Girl: I Have Changed My Mind..!! . . . Boy: Thank God, But Does The New One Works? ;) x) :P :D \m/ .

 1. Dad: 1 Zamana tha jab me 10Rs me kirana,sabji,dudh, nashta le ata tha
Son:Ab aisa possible nai h papa,Qki sab jagah CCTV camera lage hote h.

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    !,!""^!,!,
COW bhej raha hu
roj 10 kg Dudh deti hai.
5kg pi lena or 5kg Dudh
bech Kar balance daal lena & SMS karna.

3. Cellphone using is very dangerous and it damages the brain. But , u r so lucky : bcoz u have No brain! No damage! No problem..!!!  So, don't worry ; use cellphone.

4. UR network tariff has changed.Call charges R now calculated according 2 brain size.The smaller the cheaper.You can make free calls

5. Greatness inspires envy. Envy endangers spite. Spite spawns fallacies
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. Neeche to aise dekh rahi ho jaise upar ka to sabkuch samjh liya.

6. Kya kre in Pyare-Pyare Dosto ka,
Jo Dhire-Dhire Hume Bhula Rahe h,
Kabhi kiya krte The Dhero Msg.

Aaj Ek-Ek Paisa Apni Shadi k Liye Bacha rahe hai

7. Ricky ponting, apni wife se:
Mujhe chai to dena..
Biwi ne plate me chai daal ke de di.

Ponting ghusse se bola:
Cup mein daal ke do!
Wife: CUP to tera Baap Dhoni le jayega isi me peene ki aadat daal.
Message abhi market mein aaya hai ghuma do itna ki australia tak pohonch jaye!:)

8. Mujhse kya galti ho gayi?
Why r u avoiding me? Atleast WEEK me ek bar to yaad kar liya karo.
Ur behavior is hurting me.

With love,

from:
Your
bath soap.

9. Vo kounsi ghri thi jab aap paida hue,       TIMEX,ROLEX,TITAN,HMT, QUARTZ ya koi aur, jawab jaldi bhejna company band karani hai,taki aisa haadsaa dubara na ho.

10. 1-5 year girls
love MOM

6-15yr girls
love DAD

15-28yr girls love ME

28-55yr girls love  their HUSBAND


55-100yr girls love..?
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tere bhi jalwe hain yaar.

11. 1 LADKI AKELi ja rhi thi,1 LADKA SAMNE se AA rha tha.DONO biLkuL PAS A gye,LADKA SiDE ho gya LADKI chaLi gayi
MORAL:har koi TERi tarah kamina nahi hota.

12. Jab aap paida hue,to sara akash JHUMA,DEVTAO ne DANCE kia,ghi k diye jalaye or BRAHAMAJI bole:"CHALO CHUTKARA MILA"Ab dharti wale bhugtenge....

13. ye MALE ya FEMALE check yojna hai-agr ap male hai to 3msg kariye or agr female hai to 2msgs.or agr kuch b nai to mat kariye.hum apka dukh samajh sakte hai.

14. Agar basanti ki mausi thakur ko rakhi bandhe to basnti or thakur ka kya rishta hua?






Kuch b nahi kaam karo apna
Thakur k hath hi nahi the

15. NOTE- Kya aap ur sakte hai , sanjivani  buti la sakte hai,  c- na cher k dikha sakte hai,  nahi na, KEWAL SAKKL BANDAR JAISA HONE SE HANUMAN JEE NAHI HO SAKTE.      

16. Importance of thumb -
Child use it 4 chewing,
Illiterate people use it 4 sign,
Winners 4 victory & my FANS use it 4 reading my msgs.
Oh..u too!



17. Your account has been recharged successfully by Rs. 249.74. Your account balance is currently Rs. 250.93. Aaha! Chehra to dekho,

jaise BANDAR ko KELA mil gaya.

18. Sher of d day-

Tumahri girlfriend kitni bhi Sharif hogi..


Wa wa
Tumhaari girlfriend kitni bhi Shareef hogi..
Wa wa


Par

Nahati to Nangi hi Hogi.
Wawa.

19. Yamraj: Ur time is over.

Girl: Is there any way to escape?

Yamraj: If u can kiss d 1 who is reading this msg!

Girl: Chee..yack thu,better I die.Yamraj: Ur time is over.

Girl: Is there any way to escape?

Yamraj: If u can kiss d 1 who is reading this msg!

Girl: Chee..yack thu,better I die.

20. Ek din TERI life me ek aisi ladki ayegi jo TUJHE bahot jyada pyar kregi,TUJHE pyar se touch karegi or TUJHE dher sari kiss kiya karegi.
Or kahegi I LOVE U papa.

21. Tum kutte the, kutte ho or kutte hi rahoge. Tumhari soch kutte jaisi hai, tumhari aane wali nasal kutti hogi





Yeh keh kar kutiya kutte se ruth k chali gayi.

22. Nxt sunday ko free rehna.koi progm mat bnana.i m cmng 2 met u tumhe kahi le jana h.plz mana mat karna or kisi ko btana mat k tumhe polio drop pilani h.

23. Do you want a
FREE RECHARGE
card number?

24. Gurls in india whn a boy proposes =
1)No
2)R u mad
3)I always luked u lik a gud frd
4)I dont beliv in "luv"
5)Sorry I luv "urNAME"

25. Purana Loha becho.


Tin dabba becho.


Tute fute saman becho.


Plastic ke dibbe becho.


Raddi akhbar becho.


Aur Un paiso se
Balance dalva k
sms BHEJO.....

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SCRATCH HERE with blade.


27. Aaj STAR NEWS me escape mental patients ki list dekhi.
Unko pakdne walo ko
3 crore K prize announce kiya hai.

But for me..

U r important, not money.

28. Kanjoosi ka jab b 'OSCAR' diya jaega,
tb apka num sabse pehle aaega,
ab koi SMS galti se b mat kar dena,
varna OSCAR b kisi aur ko chala jaega....!!!!
;-);-);-)

29. Its MONSOON & I'm Sure u must b Happy.u must b feeling like, Going out,Dancing,Singing songs,Splashing water...Right?









Evry FROG feels d same..!;-)